Step right up, folks, and have a listen!
I'm here to invite each every one of you to do yourself a favor and pay a visit to the
Mistress of the Midway, the Mercantile Madame, the Maker of Miracles, Proprietor and Peddler of:
I can personally attest that her potions and tinctures are first rate, guaranteed to leave you feeling refreshed and invigorated.
As the Madame says of herself:
After the gates close and all is quiet on the midway, Madame S. retires to her wagon and spends her evenings making soap and other curiosities for the rest of the performers.
And what a job she does!
So visit today!
You shan't regret it.